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...THE GIRL

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24th Oct
20
Scorpio
Hopeless romantic&dreamer (:

...WISHES

Ralph Lauren's Romance
Pretty cushions!
hmmmm

...MY LOVES

Samantha
Wanjune
Lee Ling
Lee Ling's online shop
Mabel
Winneh
Pearline
Amruta
Siling
Cheryl


...MEMORIES TO KEEP

  • May 2007

  • June 2007

  • July 2007

  • August 2007

  • September 2007


  • ...TAGBOARD




    Tuesday, September 18, 2007


    http://oops-a-daisyyyy.blogspot.com/

    click click click..I am hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    *and imissyou so ;

    Monday, September 17, 2007


    =(

    I dunno.

    everything doesn't feel ok

    *and imissyou so ;

    Friday, September 14, 2007


    ahhhhhhhh..I have another blog add..but I can't edit the template..some problem with XML @#%@# I'm so irritated! darn!



    yesterday was spent watching vcds..



    I scared myself silly watching Anacondas 2..I was alone in the house..n I kept jumping around to look over my shoulder as if I was expecting to see an ugly great snake behind me..I was so frightened I msged Jannah..AHA..tink she was amused..lol..I wanted to watch Saw II after tat but I tink I had reached my max gross factor already =/ so watched.....................Tarzan -_-" the Disney cartoon..



    n den..my brother came home halfway n sat next to me..



    on screen: Tarzan's gorilla mom tinks he's leaving them for good..her eyes fill with tears..



    SO DO MINE



    me: sniff..sniff



    brother looks around..









    him: "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH U!!"



    me: sobs into tissue.."touching maaaaaaaaa...."



    him: -______________-"



    ahahaha..been entertaining myself with crosswords..wordsearch n logic puzzles..v fun lei! I am a nerd..die la..

    *and imissyou so ;

    Wednesday, September 12, 2007


    super lengthy entry..cos I really feel like blogging..sorry!



    I am SO very tired..cos I haven't been slping well since Sunday! it's now 3.40 am n I just came out of the bathroom..was packing my room since 3+ tis afternoon..n I only stopped to eat..but still..I only ended at 2 am!! I was feeling v bad after tat so I ate some anti-fainting medicine..still had to clean the rabbit cage n play with Muffin..I feel so bad la..like I've been neglecting him..my dad got a shock tis afternoon when he kinda threw a tantrum..he tapped the cage floor with his paws very loudly..tink he's asking for more attention..gah shit I'm such a bad owner..

    went to TM in the afternoon to pick up some pet stuff..on the way there I decided to make a new pair of specs since it has been quite sometime I last got one..n cos the bridge of the current one broke! wanted to get a cheap one..my previous pair cost $320 lei wth! I stupidly bought at Bugis..I seldom wear specs out anyway..so FUG LEI!! told the lady I wanted plastic ones so tat I can't possibly break anything..Oscar u should too =P n I said I wanted not so ex ones..WAHHHHHH..she gave me Levis..DKNY..n dunno wad..$200 just for the frame..my eyes just went O_O ....no no no..in the end I got a red pair..aha..I like red specs la..but I just look like a comedian in glasses..had my eyes checked..nv increase whee! she wanted to put the astig lenses for me..but I felt as if I was on a ship..the floor looked so far away..floating.....floating.....so I didn't want!!

    finally got myself to TM..ended up somewhere else from my intended destination.. -_-" went to Popular n got myself another book..dayum..my house already has enough books to qualify as an average library lorh..'Classic Lateral Thinking Puzzles'..dunno why lei..I enjoy doing puzzles n such stuff..crosswords..word search blah blah..my hobby! doggone it I'm making myself sound like a nerd..

    Here's one of the questions for fun..



    The Single Word

    A woman whom I had never met before was introduced to me. I didn't say a word. She told me about herself, but I didn't say a word. She told me many more things about herself, but I didn't say a word. Eventually I said one word and she was very disappointed. What was the word?

    Clues:

    - Other people also heard what she had to say.
    - There is no sexual connotaton to this story. The narrator could be male or female.
    - The word I said summarized a decision that would significantly affect the woman.
    - None of my companions was allowed to speak in the woman's presence.

    Answer:


















    The word was "Guilty". I was foreman of the jury at the woman's trial.

    ahaha..so sorry..it takes a lame person like me to appreciate such stuff.. XD

    bought rabbit food..hamster food..wood shavings..a bowl tat I can fix onto the cage cos Muffin keeps flipping his food bowl into the air..tsk tsk..n a new wheel for Iwo & Jima! $11 lei omg..so ex la..the dingdongs chewed up their old wheel..so they couldn't run properly on it..they're having the time of their life now playing with the new one..got so fun meh??? but it's kinda too small I tink..I bought the wheel meant for dwarf hamsters -_- smth wrong with my judgement..but luckily they are quite tiny..I was so laden with packages after tat I resembled some kinda X'mas tree..everyone was staring at me..thank goodness my dad was on the way home he picked me up n sent me back..would have taken forever to go back on my own..

    packing my room was such a beyotch!! I haven't cleaned my room in............eons..but now it's so empty..whahaha..looks as if I just bought new furniture..I junked so many bags of stuff..threw everything away..didn't know I was so garang guni until today..I still had my primary school stuff lorh!! n my sec sch notes.. =/ didn't wanna throw them away! but everything was just so dusty..must have gained some muscles just opening n closing the rubbish chute..GAH..they are so gonna have trouble clearing everything tmr man..n my dad kept getting in the way..

    "tis one still can use ma..why u throw?"
    "aiyo tis one still so new..why u throw?"
    "just now the file u threw away..the neighbour picked it up lorh..he looked so happy..why u throw?"
    "wah....cost at least a few dollars lei..just clean a bit can use already ma..why u throw?"

    -_-" I throw he pick..I throw he pick..so I was doing twice the amount of work by throwing the stuff away TWICE..lol..everything so dusty n so RUSTY..he still want lorh!

    n I kept so many boxes..from my pink Razr..to my 7370..7250..X66..walao everything also still got lorh..how many years ago lei..I used the X66 when I was............18? junked everything..WHOO..but I still haven't packed my wardrobe..boohoo..it looks as if something exploded in there..dun feel like starting on it..so tiring lei eep..

    oh..I found all sorts of funny things too when I was packing..

    like tis letter written by my doctor..

    To: Whom It May Concern

    Dear Sir/Mdm
    Re: Felicia Tan I/C no. XXXXXXXX

    The above lady has been having coarseness of voice for the last 10 days. She is suffering from acute laryngitis. Kindly excuse her from excessive talking.

    Thank you.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Doctor Yao

    WHAHAHAHA. EXCESSIVE TALKING? I burst into laughter when I read tat letter..makes me sound like some kind of parrot..it was dated 4th Dec 06..n he wrote tat letter cos I had Radio Journ..how to present when my voice lidat? but it just looked s funny..ahaha..n I remember how I ended up with no voice..I went to Dbl O on 24th Nov with my bf b4 we got together n I shouted myself hoarse there..LOL..ended up sounding like a tranny for days..n those were the beginning "still-polite" days..cos though my voice would have put a toad to shame he still told me.."no la it's okay"..ahhaha..now progress until the "can-call-each-other-OIE" n still walk away breathing stage..kua kua..

    PING PONG racquet..or wadever u call it plus boxes n boxes of ping pong balls..for the life of me I wonder how they got there becos I do not/will not/will never play PING PONG..dunno how to play!

    letters from my ex bfs..from Ervin..I can barely remember him lorh..dun even know wad we used to do together..from Kenny..haha damn lame..in his letter he apologised for sharing my bday present with his mom cos he lost $$$ betting.. n Eugene? didn't look thru his stuff.. felt moody for a lil while..just a lil while only! finally understood wad a character clash is..can love each other so much but just can't seem to get along..quarrel everyday O_o..n Roger's photo..he looked like a jailbird in tat pic ah..tsk..shows just how often I clear my stuff..

    I'm in my most peaceful r/s ever! hope it doesn't end! XD dun tink we're really quarrelled much..maybe once in a few months den we have some minor disagreement..whoohoo..SHIOK lei..my bf is so nice to me! whee..he spends time with me he eats wadever I wanna eat he watches wadever movie I want he fetches me to wadever place I wanna go n he waits for me when I'm late which is 80% of the time..HEHE..lucky me..LOVELOVE



    **tis part is for Sam!

    Sam!! guess wad I found..HEHE..I found OUR BOOK..the u..Leeling & I book..I started writing in it on 27th July 05,Wed..n I am so gonna embarrass all of us here by posting some of the stuff we wrote in there....whahaha..omg it's been 3 years since we've known each other! the stupid things we used to do =P ..but it really shows how much we've changed these few years n the things tat happened! HEE..glad we're still frens..all these are in verbatim ah..

    1. "Omigosh! 13 Going On 30 is brilliant! Alongside Ella Enchanted. Magic dust! WAHEY! Ultimate coolness. Ultimate fantasy. WHOO!! Bloody cool. Fel and I cried la..so dingdong. HAHA"

    2. "I can't wait for S & W leh! So cool right? For now, I wanna do something with a racket. Haha. Shucks. But now I wanna do BBALL as well. I am such a sucker for you..know..who!!!"
    AHAHAHA..WE HATED S & W lorh..ORIENTEERING LEI WTF! n BBALL UR HEAD..cos of..erm..lol..cough cough..I'm nv gonna let u forget tis HEH..

    3. U signed off as SAMMIEeeX. SAMMO RYAN. rofl..dun u dare call me ah lian again..

    4. "Happy Birthday Sylvester. The big 22!"
    I remember the whole V'day thing..HAHA..if I expound on tis I bet u'll kill me..

    5. "I hate Orienteering."
    LOL. sing diff tune already..I hated it too. N there was Ivan..friend..n white chicken..zomg yux..n erm.. =/ Terence..

    6. "OMG. That Fel just called me and she's coming to my class to...get notes for Eugene! -_- Okay. So anti-climatic. I thought something important or what."
    SHIT. haha..the beginning of all the homework I was gonna do for him..I wanted to knock my head against the wall when I read tat..

    7. "but anyway...I kinda think what happened between him and her isin the past lah...I mean we're not them...they will have different versions of what happened...hard to judge lah...yeah I don't wanna make a fuss over it cos he hasn't done anything so far to suggest he's not reliable or what lah...I think we're ok lorh...unless he proves unworthy of my love? oh well...but I'll be careful also lah =) cos ppl make mistakes all the time...and so do I...and when I make a mistake...I hope that I will be forgiven by others!"
    I wrote tat during the start of Eugene-land -_-" haha..remember? u n Leeling warned me tat he might not be right for me..too bad I didn't listen ah..might have saved myself some heartache..

    8. "Calvin Fong is late, does not have a clue what to do."
    I. just. thought. of. his face n just couldn't stop giggling..haha..quote Nurul.."Fongky"

    9. "WAH Leeling v. long leh! I'm going MAD & absolutely Ballistic just waiting for...HER!"

    in the same entry a while later

    "Where the f*** is leeling? Leeling, one more min. to 10 minutes! It's 5-oh-five. I fin. school at 4.30 PM! 4+++!"

    n later still..

    "Leeling -> Where the hell are you"
    haha..3 years later n u're still waiting..

    10. n u left her there..
    "Bah..Sam left me at the busstop after waiting 1/2 hr plus for me."

    11. "We should all (ALL) have THE NATIONAL DAY SPIRIT."
    written in colour pencil..zomg..see u for PAP in future Sam..my..boy..*wink wink







    *it's so quiet at home I felt lonely halfway thru the day..boo..wish I had a sis..I miss noise..I miss Jess..I miss Nana..I miss Pocahontas..I miss Jiemin..I miss Hui Joo..I miss Jas..I miss the Father..I miss Wanjune..I miss Sarah..I miss Lirong..I miss Leeling..I miss Mabel..I miss Emo..I miss Furbie..I miss Wanjune's mom..I miss JLo..I miss Pat Wong..I miss Sabnani..I miss Ang Sing Sing..I miss Cordelia..I miss Bangras..I miss Jenny Low..I miss my grandparents..I miss YOU..

    wah..seems like I miss everyone lei..HOW?

    go to bed lorh..nights!

    I am so dead..there's a new DRESS shop opening in Far East on the 16th of tis month..AIYO!!!

    *and imissyou so ;

    Tuesday, September 11, 2007


    Sam showed me a blog..n I finished off half box of tissue reading it..I am going to have goldfish eyes tmr crap

    "The end.
    10th November 2003 - 9th September 2007
    What can I say, should I thank you for making a decision for us?

    Because I know I'll never have the decisiveness to make one,neither will I ever find enough reasons to justify anything.
    Maybe there's no point in clinging on to nothing,maybe that was the problem,but was there really nothing?
    How did it evaporate?"






    Does love really evaporate?

    How do you know when ur love is waning?

    N how does it disappear so suddenly?

    How do you just walk away from someone who has been a part of ur life?

    my head is spinning with thoughts..

    how something so wonderful can be so bittersweet at the same time..but then again..it's the kinda happiness tat love can make one feel which makes all the pain worthwhile..

    *and imissyou so ;

    Monday, September 10, 2007


    I tink I might be delirious! I'm feeling very tired from the lack of sleep..but I dun wanna go to bed leiiiiiiiii..lazy to slp..if there's such a thing..

    been dling songs..I'm suddenly hooked on Beautiful Girl when I used to hate the song..damn..I must be nuts..was searching for songs like..新鸳鸯蝴蝶梦..SO NICE! but my bf says I'm "so retro"..BOO kena suan-ed already..

    I watched Rogue Assassin yesterday! I liked the show! action packed..storyline was also phwoar..! nice nice niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. (: n of cos going out with HIM is nv boring.. =PpP always got some kinda nonsense happening here n there..yesterday's incident happened in the form of some motorcycle helmets n tissue paper..shan't elaborate further..just mentioned it to see if someone..SOMEONE has the good sense to feel a lil embarrassed..haha..

    "faster faster faster let's GO LEIIIIIIIIIIII"..

    Friday's outing with Jessalyn-Oscar was great! so happy to see her! so used to seeing her everyday for the past 4 months it's so weird not meeting for a week..as usual she did her funny stuff again n ended up getting lost somewhere b4 meeting me at Tanjong Pagar to collect my pay..THANK YOU JESS LOVE U! we went to Orchard to shop after tat..whahaha..I love shopping with her..she's v easily influenced..*rubs hands in glee..so I dun feel tat guilty for spending cos someone's right next to me spending as well..whaha..took a couple of pics in the changing room -_- n she managed to get some cokeyed picture of me HOW GROSS..we shopped till our feet were burning..it was such a hot day la! went over to MOS burger for milkshakes! Jannah called me to say she was in town with Pocahontas..n we went over to meet them! so happy to see them even if it was just for a while..we were squealing in the middle of Orchard like fools..whahaha..sang Kelis' 'Milkshake' to Jannah while Jess was clinging onto her drink just to irritate them..lol..private joke nvm..

    MUFFIN IS ANOTHER MONTH OLDER TODAY! I LOVE ME SOME MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUNNIEEEEEEEEEE~~~~ n today is my mom' birthday! aha!

    I'm chatting with Sam online now..I tink I'm a bad influence on her..I once told her tat crying is therapeutic..I can cry over the smallest thing la..I feel touched very easily..n I tink she's crying away now..whahaha..n some other things la..*winks..it's been a long time since I had such long late night chats with her..reminds me of the time when we were in Year 1..we used to chat every day n every night..n smsed each other like crazy..I MISS THOSE TIMES LA! SAM I LOVE U! whee..

    haha random pics..

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    my bf bought tis just for laughs..lolly bigger than my head la !!!

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    he took tis pic with his hp in front of my hp..dunno how the effects came out lidat..just tot it's interesting

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    my 1st time eating Subway! DUN LOOK DUN LOOK I DUNNO HOW TO EAT!

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    dayum!! unglam..laugh away while u can now k! such a fugly pic..lol..

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    NO PLEASE OF COURSE I'm not SNIFFING the darned thing 'kay! whaha..

    I am happy (:

    *and imissyou so ;

    Friday, September 7, 2007


    FREAKING HELL!! my internet connection has been screwy all day..but my bro is doing fine on the other laptop..at first I tot it's just an on off thing..but I came home n I STILL couldn't surf the net properly..

    n BUGGER IT! starhub can't solve my problems..in the end I had to do it myself! I tink I can go work for starhub v soon..

    1. Check the bloody firewall
    2. Check IE proxy settings
    - Tools --> Internet Options --> Connections --> LAN Settings --> Clear automatically detect settings box
    3. Check IE security settings
    - Tools --> Internet Options --> Advanced --> Security --> Clear check for server certificate revocation box --> Check Use SSL 2.0 and Use SSL 3.0 boxes

    HELLO STARHUB???????????????????????????????? make me wait so long for no shizz n I'm paying for?????????????????????????

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

    Starhub customer service fails me yet again..

    dots..

    *and imissyou so ;

    Thursday, September 6, 2007


    I fainted twice in the toilet yesterday..



    woke up next to the washing machine with my face pressed against the wall next to my dad's fish stuff..URGH! there was some blood on the floor..n I got a couple of bruises..wth



    I slept for 24 hours..couldn't muster enough strength to crawl out of bed..the slightest movement made my head pound like crazy..plus my brother was playing some head thumping song repeatedly on the piano though I told him to give it a rest..zzz..



    my bf came down after work yesterday to accompany me to the doctor's (:

    I'm going to go get some rest now..bye!

    *and imissyou so ;

    Monday, September 3, 2007


    I feel sick..I feel like puking..I keep sneezing..my throat feels sore..n I wish ppl tat I do not wish to talk to will just leave me the hell alone..tat's the reason why I've been going online lesser n lesser..why so many stupid questions? wad kinda response is tat? I'm damn pissed off..damn insulted..WTF? why do ppl like to put me down? I'm very sick of it..if u're not going to be nice to me I'm not going to be civil to u either


    ????: Rest In Peace says:
    where you gonna study

    me says:
    mdis

    ????: Rest In Peace says:
    wat

    ????: Rest In Peace says:
    the

    ????: Rest In Peace says:
    hell

    ????: Rest In Peace says:
    wat course

    me says:
    wad

    me says:
    wads wrong

    ????: Rest In Peace says:
    MDIS

    ????: Rest In Peace says:
    my god

    me says:
    wat?

    ????: Rest In Peace says:
    you can get into a better school;

    me says:
    ..



    mind ur own freaking business la..criticise wad shit..cannot phrase ur words properly ah?

    same pattern as another fren of mine..FOREVER criticising me..my makeup my clothes my hair..WAD? so many problems den dun be frens with me la

    SIAN bad mood

    *and imissyou so ;

    Sunday, September 2, 2007


    =D

    whee! my bf was so nice to bring me to the dog farm yesterday! though I dun tink he really digs such places..cos of the smell..ahaha..he says my nose is spoilt..cos I didn't really mind the smell..of cos la..I grew up in a family which had so many dogs..the puppies were sooooooooooooooo cute! EEEEEEEEEEYERHHHHH cannot stand it..I liked the maltese..silky terriers..corgis..westies..yorkies..damn! I tink I like everything except poodles..pugs..n shar-peis..WALAO so wrinkled up lei! n cos we went on a Sunday..many owners brought their dogs there to play..so cute to see them clowning around with one another! CUTENESS! n those tiny dogs were afraid to play with the husky..AHA! n one retriever's owner was telling it to be gentler with the smaller dogs..aye aye aye I can't take it I'm MELTING! I really dun understand why some ppl can be cruel to animals! their eyes! @@ I can't even scold them lorh! my MUFFIN! I tink I really love my bunny lei! shizz I sound crazy..

    when I told WJ I was going to the dog farm first b4 meeting her..her reaction was like..

    "DOG FARM????????????????"

    lol..

    went home after tat for a quick bath..by my standards larh tat is..b4 rushing out to go over to Kyle Kylie Cow's -_- wadever..bbq at Marine Parade..the cheese sausages were nice..but we only ate tat n crabstick..whaha..n we just spent the time there playing cards..taught WJ how to play Bridge! fun game.. =/ but we were kinda antisocial..hide one corner..OOPS..cos I dun like to be near the bbq pit! smelly! she called me gu niang..)*$^)#$!!! BOO..

    den my bf came to pick me up! WHEE! thanks dear..went to Cine to catch Evan Almighty! nice show..I kept giggling throughout..oops....hee..

    Comex today was one heck of a crowded place! can't imagine wad it must have been like on the first day.. O_o

    after tat we just walked around..for..many hours..time just seemed to fly! n me n my sheer brilliance..I went out without my wallet! jeepers..but also good la..means I didn't spend on anything!

    ah..some pictures.. =P

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    Jessalyn n I! she curled her hair..so pretty right!

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    whee! tat's Jasmine!

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    er..dowan to resize tis pic la..becomes v weird..tat's all of us! Jannah..Siti..Jie Min..Hui Joo..Jess n Jas! er..dunno wad Jess is doing..tat's her trademark sotong pose..hee..

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    taken on my last day of work!

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    erm..lol..thank goodness Siti doesn't visit my blog..whahaha..




    love love..THANKS EVERYONE!

    (: everyone's so nice to me! happy happy..









    andyoumakemeloseallrationalthinking ;
    wishu'rethefirstpersonIseeeverymorning

    *and imissyou so ;

    Saturday, September 1, 2007


    most of tis is for Jas & Jess’ benefit..so dun read tis post unless u really have nth to do or u’ll get ur socks bored off u!!



    u know it’s time to quit when u get colleagues like tis..



    in total..7 of us have left..so naturally the office needs to hire replacement staff..last week..2 new staff joined the company..ALAS..there goes the end of sanity..peace & quiet..fun & laughter..welcome mayhem..devastation & utter chaos..

    zzz..

    nightmare colleague from hell ONE:

    all say hello to Dennis..

    tis ding-a-ling..is supposed to take over Jasmine’s place..however..the epitome of cheerfulness he is..he wears tis kinda permanent expression..a grimace..tat will put Wobbuffet to shame..here’s a picture to illustrate my point..

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    kua kua..n sorry with the pokemon..haha..dunno wad’s wrong with me but tat’s the first thing I thought of..n ya he gives tat kinda face ALL THE TIME..minus the cuteness of cos..WALAO! damn sian one lei..he makes me feel depressed everytime I look at him..n the thing is..he keeps SIGHING for no apparent reason..tat kinda long suffering sigh..

    HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..

    he emits tis kinda sound around every 10 mins..cranky as an old goat with rheumatism..even my grandparents are livelier than him..TSK..

    n instead of doing his work he just looks at it..

    usually..most of us average going through 5 stacks of documents a day..tis clown doesn’t even finish a stack in a day..Jazzy..imagine how slow he is..

    the MOST irritating thing about him..HE STARES..at everyone at close proximity..makes me very pissed off n angry..in fact everyone..he looks at us like 10 secs more than necessary..n when we’re just talking to each other he will suddenly come n stand behind us..stare into space..VERY CREEPY lerh!!!!

    n whoa..he takes even more toilet breaks than us females..n he goes for ages n ages..his presence is practically non-existent in the room..yest he disappeared for 45 mins..even longer than my lunchtime..

    recently..he’s been asking numerous questions about his timesheet..worrying about how he’s going to get his pay..when he’s gonna get his pay..FINE..tat’s reasonable..





    BUT..



    dingdong: so I’m supposed to fax the timesheet over at the end of the month izzit?

    me: yes..

    dingdong: I must get Christina to stamp on every page izzit?

    me: yes..

    dingdong: but the carbon paper of the timesheet is very thin..I’m afraid when I fax it..the paper will tear..

    me: ??????????????? *at a loss for words..

    dingdong: I’m very worried..the paper will tear or not?

    me: ……………… *blinks (WHUT?!?!?!)

    dingdong: then the paper got a lot of lines (he’s referring to the BOXES where we fill in the time)..fax already I’m afraid they cannot read lei..



    OH GOD OH GOD..I bet he studied the subject of Idiocy in school..other countries have war..drought..famine etc to contend with n here he is worrying about the THICKNESS OF CARBON PAPER..



    sheesh..



    nightmare colleague from hell TWO:

    Sonia the dimbulb..n tat’s a nice way of describing her..initially I was ok with her..but after today..

    dots..

    we’ve been teaching her how to press Ctrl+Alt+Del since last Wed..up till today..still FAIL..

    (“ctrl den alt den del???????? for wad must delete?”)

    to turn on a computer..press the button on the monitor n just wait n see wad happens..if nothing comes on..just click the mouse..

    WOW. there’s no need to turn on the CPU.

    to login..press F10

    (*presses..F..1..0..)

    ER….

    the mouse works with the buttons under the palm n the bottom part under the fingers..

    SO WE CLICK WITH OUR PALMS EH?

    should have seen the look on Siti n Jannah’s faces..poor dears assigned to teach her..I mean..we work in a BANK..how to work in a bank when u dun have any BASIC..BASIC IT skills? my grandmama can use a computer lei..n dimbulb is only 28..I mean it’s ok if she doesn’t know her work yet cos she’s new..but how to teach such stuff NOW? den employ her for wad? take over whose job??????????

    Daniel asks her to scan a document into the network drive..n he wanted the document saved as tat particular customers initials..which happened to be CVS

    brilliant student proceeds to write notes..

    To save a document..go to File --> Save as --> (S:) --> CVS

    ????????????????????????????

    doh..doh..doh..

    Jannah tells her nicely tat each customer’s name is different..so CVS doesn’t work in every case..

    WAD THE HELL..

    all these while I’m next to them doing my stuff n watching the drama unfold..

    so she starts..

    File --> Save as --> (S:) --> Beatrice n she gets stuck there..

    Jannah: just now who asked u to scan?

    dimbulb: Daniel..

    Jannah: so wad are u doing at Beatrice’s folder?

    dimbulb starts hunting for Daniel’s folder..scrolling thru all the names..

    Jannah: .... -_- Daniel’s name starts with a ‘D’..

    I tink at tis point of time..my facial muscles were all cramped up with trying v hard not to burst into hysterical laughter..

    dimbulb still can’t find it!

    Jannah: u can just press ‘D’ on the keyboard to go to names starting with tat alphabet..

    dimbulb doesn’t do it..continues searching..

    Jannah: by the way..it’s in alphabetical order..

    dimbulb: Siti didn’t teach me tat it’s in alphabetical order

    WTF?

    Jannah’s face could have put Justice Bao to shame..I could almost hear thunder in the air..

    2nd time dimbulb said she wasn’t taught smth..n 1st time she complained to BOSS. wad the HECK man..she’s just too stupid..if she did tat to me I will STUFF the mouse down her throat ZZZZZZZ

    n the last straw..

    was when she said AGAIN “Siti didn’t teach me bla bla..” which is so untrue cos I was right next to them all day..

    den came the fireworks..

    Jannah just exploded n told her off..tink everyone in the office knew wad was going on..but I tink boss could tell tat Sonia is really just……………….cmi..

    n they’re gonna clear up the mess on Monday


    so..I’m glad today is my last day! I dunnit to do crap stuff becos we’re shorthanded etc n the new colleagues are so shitty! WHOOOOOOOO! but I’ll miss the rest of the people there >.<

    they’re so nice to me! WHEE..I received 2 necklaces..Jannah & Siti gave me a SOFT TOY RABBIT YAY! I’ve got all my faves! Muffin..Waffles n now MUDPIE! whoopee! XD n chocolates n jellybeans whahahaha..love those two

    after they simmered down we went to take neoprints! so fun..we were screaming away..actually I was doing most of it..aha..den I went to meet WJ in town..slacked n walked around..weet..meeting her again tmr =D

    it's September already! so fast! I miss my bf....................................

    *and imissyou so ;