Saturday, September 1, 2007
most of tis is for Jas & Jess’ benefit..so dun read tis post unless u really have nth to do or u’ll get ur socks bored off u!!
u know it’s time to quit when u get colleagues like tis..
in total..7 of us have left..so naturally the office needs to hire replacement staff..last week..2 new staff joined the company..ALAS..there goes the end of sanity..peace & quiet..fun & laughter..welcome mayhem..devastation & utter chaos..
zzz..
nightmare colleague from hell ONE:
all say hello to Dennis..
tis ding-a-ling..is supposed to take over Jasmine’s place..however..the epitome of cheerfulness he is..he wears tis kinda permanent expression..a grimace..tat will put Wobbuffet to shame..here’s a picture to illustrate my point..
kua kua..n sorry with the pokemon..haha..dunno wad’s wrong with me but tat’s the first thing I thought of..n ya he gives tat kinda face ALL THE TIME..minus the cuteness of cos..WALAO! damn sian one lei..he makes me feel depressed everytime I look at him..n the thing is..he keeps SIGHING for no apparent reason..tat kinda long suffering sigh..
HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..
he emits tis kinda sound around every 10 mins..cranky as an old goat with rheumatism..even my grandparents are livelier than him..TSK..
n instead of doing his work he just looks at it..
usually..most of us average going through 5 stacks of documents a day..tis clown doesn’t even finish a stack in a day..Jazzy..imagine how slow he is..
the MOST irritating thing about him..HE STARES..at everyone at close proximity..makes me very pissed off n angry..in fact everyone..he looks at us like 10 secs more than necessary..n when we’re just talking to each other he will suddenly come n stand behind us..stare into space..VERY CREEPY lerh!!!!
n whoa..he takes even more toilet breaks than us females..n he goes for ages n ages..his presence is practically non-existent in the room..yest he disappeared for 45 mins..even longer than my lunchtime..
recently..he’s been asking numerous questions about his timesheet..worrying about how he’s going to get his pay..when he’s gonna get his pay..FINE..tat’s reasonable..
BUT..
dingdong: so I’m supposed to fax the timesheet over at the end of the month izzit?
me: yes..
dingdong: I must get Christina to stamp on every page izzit?
me: yes..
dingdong: but the carbon paper of the timesheet is very thin..I’m afraid when I fax it..the paper will tear..
me: ??????????????? *at a loss for words..
dingdong: I’m very worried..the paper will tear or not?
me: ……………… *blinks (WHUT?!?!?!)
dingdong: then the paper got a lot of lines (he’s referring to the BOXES where we fill in the time)..fax already I’m afraid they cannot read lei..
OH GOD OH GOD..I bet he studied the subject of Idiocy in school..other countries have war..drought..famine etc to contend with n here he is worrying about the THICKNESS OF CARBON PAPER..
sheesh..
nightmare colleague from hell TWO:
Sonia the dimbulb..n tat’s a nice way of describing her..initially I was ok with her..but after today..
dots..
we’ve been teaching her how to press Ctrl+Alt+Del since last Wed..up till today..still FAIL..
(“ctrl den alt den del???????? for wad must delete?”)
to turn on a computer..press the button on the monitor n just wait n see wad happens..if nothing comes on..just click the mouse..
WOW. there’s no need to turn on the CPU.
to login..press F10
(*presses..F..1..0..)
ER….
the mouse works with the buttons under the palm n the bottom part under the fingers..
SO WE CLICK WITH OUR PALMS EH?
should have seen the look on Siti n Jannah’s faces..poor dears assigned to teach her..I mean..we work in a BANK..how to work in a bank when u dun have any BASIC..BASIC IT skills? my grandmama can use a computer lei..n dimbulb is only 28..I mean it’s ok if she doesn’t know her work yet cos she’s new..but how to teach such stuff NOW? den employ her for wad? take over whose job??????????
Daniel asks her to scan a document into the network drive..n he wanted the document saved as tat particular customers initials..which happened to be CVS
brilliant student proceeds to write notes..
To save a document..go to File --> Save as --> (S:) --> CVS
????????????????????????????
doh..doh..doh..
Jannah tells her nicely tat each customer’s name is different..so CVS doesn’t work in every case..
WAD THE HELL..
all these while I’m next to them doing my stuff n watching the drama unfold..
so she starts..
File --> Save as --> (S:) --> Beatrice n she gets stuck there..
Jannah: just now who asked u to scan?
dimbulb: Daniel..
Jannah: so wad are u doing at Beatrice’s folder?
dimbulb starts hunting for Daniel’s folder..scrolling thru all the names..
Jannah: .... -_- Daniel’s name starts with a ‘D’..
I tink at tis point of time..my facial muscles were all cramped up with trying v hard not to burst into hysterical laughter..
dimbulb still can’t find it!
Jannah: u can just press ‘D’ on the keyboard to go to names starting with tat alphabet..
dimbulb doesn’t do it..continues searching..
Jannah: by the way..it’s in alphabetical order..
dimbulb: Siti didn’t teach me tat it’s in alphabetical order
WTF?
Jannah’s face could have put Justice Bao to shame..I could almost hear thunder in the air..
2nd time dimbulb said she wasn’t taught smth..n 1st time she complained to BOSS. wad the HECK man..she’s just too stupid..if she did tat to me I will STUFF the mouse down her throat ZZZZZZZ
n the last straw..
was when she said AGAIN “Siti didn’t teach me bla bla..” which is so untrue cos I was right next to them all day..
den came the fireworks..
Jannah just exploded n told her off..tink everyone in the office knew wad was going on..but I tink boss could tell tat Sonia is really just……………….cmi..
n they’re gonna clear up the mess on Monday
so..I’m glad today is my last day! I dunnit to do crap stuff becos we’re shorthanded etc n the new colleagues are so shitty! WHOOOOOOOO! but I’ll miss the rest of the people there >.<
they’re so nice to me! WHEE..I received 2 necklaces..Jannah & Siti gave me a SOFT TOY RABBIT YAY! I’ve got all my faves! Muffin..Waffles n now MUDPIE! whoopee! XD n chocolates n jellybeans whahahaha..love those two
after they simmered down we went to take neoprints! so fun..we were screaming away..actually I was doing most of it..aha..den I went to meet WJ in town..slacked n walked around..weet..meeting her again tmr =D
it's September already! so fast! I miss my bf....................................
*and imissyou so ;
